Secret Horse Handbook, Section 12, Chapter 2.0: How to get your human to give you treats even when dieting? Stand in stall and reach out as far as your neck will allow. Follow every movement of your human. Upon whence the feed door opens, stretch further and wiggle lips left and right. Look at human brightly! Human is for sure to relinquish a single horse treat. Rinse and repeat for a second horse treat.
Secret Horse Handbook, Section 12, Chapter 3.0: If no treats are forthcoming, add deep throaty nicker and press eyelids shut, hold closed for a count of 2 seconds, open and look brightly at human. If this does not work, get another human.
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Busily pressing eyelids shut and looking brightly at human?!?! It's not working! I know, The Other has gotten to her! Horrors!
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