{RING} {RING} {RING} Hello 911 what's your emergency? I say "I need this low-cal hay removed? And, something edible put in its place!"

I over hear on the phone, "Hey, Joe, this is that horse calling again? Yes, I'm telling you it's a horse and now he's complaining about his hay? What? Send a black and white out there? Arrest him for using 911? Okay"

Then I hear the operator back on the phone to me: "Sir, remain where you are. I'm sending an officer right now."

I say, "Uh-oh!"

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I repeat, "Uh-oh!"

Human says: BEASLEY! What did you do now?