SECRET HORSE HAND BOOK, 8, III

Secret Horse Handbook: Chapter 8, Subsection III: How to get in the barn when you want in. Stand at the gate then press full weight against said gate causing a straining and cracking sound of gate, chain, board fencing and fence posts. Then simply wait with big soft innocent doe eyes. Human should come out forthwith. T...here might be profanity exuded from human and arm flailing when cracking of fence posts is heard.