27.4 inches of snow. What's this? No paths in the snow for my wandering pleasure? Must I stand at the gate all day and whine? Snow is to my belly button! I would like paths shoveled throughout the paddock for my wandering pleasure.


{RING} {RING} {RING} Hello, 911 what's your emergency? I say, "I need walkways shoveled so I can get out?" They say, "Sir, are you hurt? Are you stuck in the snow?" I say, "No, I have cabin fever and need a path so I can walk farther from the gate."

They say, "Sir, this is 911? Is this that horse again? Don't make us send someone out there. This time there will be an arrest!"

I say, "Uh-oh? Human is still in a straight jacket from the last incident? This won't bode well for dinner?"