Just a little consternation about the hay these days...this low-cal stuff stinks!
However, close one eye, cock head at an angle and leer with other eye at bag of horse treats.
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- Hence and whence I go-eth and then I cometh back.
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- Beasley the Wonder Horse
- {This blog needs to be read in chronological order. Start with the first one or oldest one and proceed to newer.} Born in 1999 just south of the Canadian border in North Dakota at a remote PMU ranch. Now I live the life of luxury as a pampered pet.
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