So I have a pasture mate who I hate to say is dumb as dirt. I like to play grab the tail and stand there with his tail in my mouth to see how long it takes him to figure out that I'm behind him with his tail in my mouth. Okay here goes: Chomp, now count; 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11...Bored, drop tail as he still has not figured it out.

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Now, let me try to show my pasture mate how to use the lap top so he can communicate...Helluuu? This is a computer. Oh for golly's sake, where's my jolly ball?