Wednesday, March 24, 2010

SECRET HORSE HAND BOOK, 10, 8, D3

SECRET HORSE HANDBOOK: Chapter 10, Section 8, subchapter D3: How to get sympathy from said human. Stand in paddock in the most disgusting and muddy area. Look mournfully at her and follow her with your head and big brown eyes. Press eye lids shut and open slowly and sniff loudly.
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